Wellness Kavalírka

I booked a two-hour wellness package, but it was disappointing. The hot tub was okay when it worked, but the controls were unreliable, and the back jets couldn’t be turned off for a long time. If someone got up, they sprayed water into the air, hitting others in the face.

The food was also underwhelming. The fruit tray had completely green, inedible bananas and old, brown apple slices. The meats and cheeses were nothing special—just standard grocery store quality.

The space had a TV playing relaxing music, but it was running YouTube with ads, which broke the atmosphere every few songs.

Overall, this wasn’t the experience I was hoping for. I won’t be returning.